The Four Miracle Men

Once upon a time, there were four men. One was full of snot. The second had a pointed rear. The third had big hands and the fourth had big ears. The four men went out fishing together. After paddling a while,the four men stared to become tired as the sun was getting hotter.
Suddenly, there was a breeze. The one with protruding ears flapped out his ears for the wind and the boat sailed to where there were plenty of fish, the four men helped throw out the net. Soon, the four men caught many big fish.
A beautiful women was paddling her boat by. She saw many fish in their boat so she asked if she could them. The one with bog hands wanted to please the beautifulwoman so he scooped all the fish in the boat for her.
The one with the pointed bottom was angry. He sat down with all his weight, forgetting that he had a pointed bottom. He made big holes in the boat, and water came into the boat and it was sinking.
The one with a lot of snot saw that the boat was rapidly sinking. He snorted plenty of mucus to the hole so the boat did not sink.